TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode
so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible
Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?
don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it
rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves
rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat
rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are too thin
rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws
rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up
do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot
do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it
before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows
i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork
artwork that melts
“You are all welcome.”
Why is there an empty picture gif thing cmon man
DON’T YOU DARE